i, sherlock, am in a rather melancholy torrent and have no desire to be writing this evening.
alert level: abysmal aardvark
quote of the day*: (in text!)
dr. watson: i just encountered a baby hitler. her eyes burned into my soul
sherlock holmes: operation valkyrie is GOOOOOO
dr. watson: nooo the baby freaked me the shit out. her eyes were freaky as fuck. they were entirely blue. it didn't even look like she had pupils and she kept looking, but never smiled. my soul has been raped. i'm the first one on her list
*actually from sunday
