the skank is sick

watson has contracted an illness and is out of commission for a few days :'(

i, sherlock, am in a rather melancholy torrent and have no desire to be writing this evening.

alert level: abysmal aardvark

quote of the day*: (in text!)

dr. watson: i just encountered a baby hitler. her eyes burned into my soul

sherlock holmes: operation valkyrie is GOOOOOO

dr. watson: nooo the baby freaked me the shit out. her eyes were freaky as fuck. they were entirely blue. it didn't even look like she had pupils and she kept looking, but never smiled. my soul has been raped. i'm the first one on her list

*actually from sunday

  

oh dear, watson has a stalker

a certain chap by the name of matt yates has been texting and calling dr. watson and requesting favors of a most explicit and sexual nature. mr. yates claims to be a twenty-four year old married man who enjoys marijuana usage, facts that watson and i have called into question (mostly the married thing, the pot bit is fairly believable). it is quite a mystery as to how he knows watson, as none of our acquaintances have ever encountered a matt yates. 

alert level: stork

quote of the day: "capes definitely scream sex pot"