oh dear, watson has a stalker

a certain chap by the name of matt yates has been texting and calling dr. watson and requesting favors of a most explicit and sexual nature. mr. yates claims to be a twenty-four year old married man who enjoys marijuana usage, facts that watson and i have called into question (mostly the married thing, the pot bit is fairly believable). it is quite a mystery as to how he knows watson, as none of our acquaintances have ever encountered a matt yates. 

alert level: stork

quote of the day: "capes definitely scream sex pot"